On the friends page an offence appears! With the power of abstraction, I spring into action Composing a post meant only for distraction I will make stuff up at a fantastic pace To draw away from this utter disgrace Now I will happily embark Upon a total lark This will all be wonderfully faux; Are you ready? Here we go: Trees without leaves Hives without bees I fall weakly to my knees What a wonderful place this must have been But now nothing is to be seen Lots of little rowboats All painted red Spinning 'round and 'round on my bed So very sleepy, don't you know I want to drift off to that sacred plateau With infinite colours I scarcely realise The diversity of light that enters my eyes 'Blue sky and true mind' Is the message along the shoreline Whatever that means, it must be significant 'Cause the scenery is magnificent But above the peaceful mare stirs Something uneasy in the air It is none other than me Beneath this mask of tranquility I should go; I should leave To protect this paradise serene Unhappy thoughts bounce about in my brain I shant come back here again Back in the world, out of the dream Reality can't be so nice, it seems But with you, my friend We can have a little bit of that wonder here Bitte Tanz mit mir... And take away all of my fear
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FINALLY. I'm glad this is over with. However, it seems doubtful that I'll ever order anything from them again.
This weather is bullshit; it's the end of April, and tonight the low's supposed to be 38. Apparently it's not going to get pleasantly warm again until late next week. However, the conservative fucks say that global warming doesn't exist; they have faith, so they can't be wrong. In that case, I guess it's just completely made up!
My new nickname, taking effect immediately, is 'Bubbles'. My reason for adopting this name is somewhat complex, so I won't go into detail here, but I can assure you it has nothing to do with 'The Powerpuff Girls'. I hate that show.
All right, now I'm mad; I placed this order 23 days ago, and it still hasn't arrived. They've overshot their latest promised delivery date by over a week, and not only that, they are apparently ignoring my emails. I'm going to send a couple more messages, and give them until next Wednesday to reply. Also, if I receive the package at or before that time, then that's fine, too. However, if I don't get any results, I'll file a complaint with the Better Business Bureau.
Yolanda, I'm disappointed in you. When you kill a mouse, you are expected to do the job quickly and cleanly, so as to minimize any suffering, and dispose of the thing in the manner you see fit. Lately, however, you've taken to maiming the creatures and leaving them to die slowly on the front mat. Yes, I know you see me as a god and you think you need to offer me sacrifices every now and then to ensure a steady supply of chow, but there are two major problems with this: first, the rodents are not sacrifices if they're still alive, and second, I do not want or need these offerings (i.e., I'm not a cat), so it's completely unnecessary to keep bringing them to me; I will still feed you. All I want is for you to keep the mice under control, that's all. *Sigh*...listen, you're a predator (albeit a small one) and you're supposed to be efficient and deadly, which means that this recent sloppiness is just unacceptable. I hope you can get your act together and return to your former professional self; I look forward to seeing the old Yo I know again.